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cockallowing

The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.
So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.
cockallowing by BBTOPS August 20, 2009
A group of friends who hang out camping like coachella but with more sexual activity
Omggg were all going to cockella and Ima get laid
Cockella by Single peopleee June 1, 2019
Dipping your dick in Nutella and having someone suck that chocolaty goodness all off. This usually precedes a full on blowjob
Fuck Desert, I want me some COCKELLA!
Cockella by Mr. Magnum XL September 19, 2012

Will O’ Cockell

A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.
He’s tall, he must be a will o’ cockell

cockelowna 

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)
1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.
cockelowna by laurathealien September 1, 2009