cockelowna 

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)

1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.

cockelowna by laurathealien September 1, 2009

cockblowalypse 

When a girl who does not do bj's gives her significant other a blowjob that blows their mind.

When your girlfriend who doesn't suck dick actually sucks dick after years of neglect a cockblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.

cockblowalypse by SLVERHAWK July 29, 2011

Cockclown 

A clown with a cock for a nose

Beep my nose, I’m a cockclown….

Cockclown by NeitsirK May 25, 2023