cockelowna 

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)

1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.

cockelowna by laurathealien September 1, 2009

cockblowalypse 

When a girl who does not do bj's gives her significant other a blowjob that blows their mind.

When your girlfriend who doesn't suck dick actually sucks dick after years of neglect a cockblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.

cockblowalypse by SLVERHAWK July 29, 2011

Cockclown 

A clown with a cock for a nose

Beep my nose, I’m a cockclown….

Cockclown by NeitsirK May 25, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008