2 definitions by laurathealien
1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.
2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)
2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)
1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.
2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.
2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.
by laurathealien September 2, 2009
Cornelius: "Yeah I'm going over to Jen's house."
Jordan: "Be careful dude, I heard she's dangerously cheesy.."
Jordan: "Be careful dude, I heard she's dangerously cheesy.."
by laurathealien September 29, 2009