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cockbeater 

someone who beats the semen out of cum guzzling whores
crapface says to Sgt.Plow "quit beating my cock will ya?!" you cockbeater....*whimpers* *sniffle*
cockbeater by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008
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cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills
Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender
cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.
How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.
Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

cockteasery 

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner
Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.
cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

cockbeat 

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.
cockbeat by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

cockblaster 

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.
my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!
cockblaster by Roberto January 8, 2004
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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