cockamamee 

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

cockamamee by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004

cockamamie

Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

cockamamie by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006

Cockamamie

Absurd, outlandish.

Person 1: That is so cockamamie!
Person 2: Yeah... I know... They have no taste in FOOD!

Cockamamie by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie 

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

cockamamie

1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.

1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.

cockamamie by Polly Tiki January 18, 2005