n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

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Cockmeter

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

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cockmeat sandwich

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

cockmeat sandwich by lenkun August 9, 2008

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cockmaestro

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.

"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"

cockmaestro by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004

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