cockamated 

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

cockamated by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

cockamamee 

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

cockamamee by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

Cockmate 

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.

Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.

Cockmate by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

cockalate by steven la February 11, 2009

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.

ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.

cockamatized by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017

Cockmageddon 

Like Armageddon, but with penises.

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.

Cockmageddon by Bbozic July 22, 2011

cockenated 

Completely used-up, emptied, or deflated. Left ragged, run- down, or completely destroyed.

Please recycle your cockenated beer bottles. Damn, that cat lady's straight cockenated.

cockenated by J Pickwick July 5, 2010