cockameme 

1) US slang meaning 'drat and double drat', 'damn', 'blast'. Commonly used by US Cops on stake outs.
2) To casually create a soon to be web-known, word, phrase or image.

1) Cockameme, I shouldn't have had that last doughnut.

2) (*it's 1974 and...) US cop (a): i think my cockameme waistline can take another doughnut.
US cop (b): O'Rly?
3) UK specific variation : Corking-meme old chap.

cockameme by coltseaversps February 11, 2010

Cockamimi 

Random
Nonsense
Bullshit

He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.

Cockamimi by Word Junkie November 3, 2007

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cocklement 

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.

Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement

cocklement by Snare23 November 16, 2009

cockamamee 

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

cockamamee by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010