Cackalate

To compute numeric equations using complex algorithims and logical patterns.

"Far as figurin' out space-time continues, you need to cackalate E in the EMC equasions."

by Robert October 22, 2003

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

crackalating

Used in the phrase, "What's crackalating?" Like saying, "What's up?" and "What's cracking?". Combination of "cracking" and "percolating."

What's crackalating, houses?

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

clickalate

multiple clickings of a computer mouse

Frederick clickalated the mouse unitl the buttons fell off

by Frederick aka Mr Awkward November 15, 2009

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

crackalantern

a crackhead who is missing teeth.

Did you see that crackalantern on the street? He had one tooth left.

by fjelderstadt June 28, 2005