cock-spank 

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

cock-spank by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

cock spank 

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.

Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!

cock spank by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

Cock spank 

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.

Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!

Cock spank by CoCoa May 13, 2005

cock spank 

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

cock spank by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

cock spanker 

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

cock spanker by jobodaho January 25, 2004

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010