cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

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That's my pint you dull cockspanner

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A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

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To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

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One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

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One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.

Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.

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A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.

Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.

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