cock whack 

a game guys play in which they walk around with half-filled water bottles which they use to hit other players in their junk when they are not paying attention. They must yell "COCK WHACK!" for it to count.

As I stood there staring at a nice pair of tits, my moment of peace was interrupted by an immense pain coming from my groin as a water bottle smacked into it. As I collapsed to the ground holding my agonizing manhood, I heard Nick yell, "COCK WHACK!".

cock whack by chester b. arthur February 21, 2011

whack the 'cock 

To play badminton; to hit the shuttlecock ('cock) around.

Pete: "Yo dogg, want to go out and whack the 'cock around for awhile?"
Ken: "No thanks. I'm just going to hang out here and masturbate."

whack the 'cock by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Whack my Cock

To Chill; to sit around and relax; to have a lazy day; to run cumbersome errands; to be a hermit; wasting time; household chores

(A) Hey girl, do you want to go to the mall with me?

(B) No, not today....I'm just gonna sit around and whack my cock. Whack...whack

Whack my Cock by Vdubs24 November 22, 2011

cock wacker

1)someone who acts like a dickhead or does stupid stuff.

2)somne who jerks off when other guys are around

1)brady spilled pop on me, what a cock wacker!

2)cody is such a cock wacker, i walked in on him the other day!it ws ansty!

cock wacker by brady sucks April 9, 2007

wack my cock

a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.

Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!

wack my cock by AaronJG October 30, 2016

wack a cock 

A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.

Man you wanna play wack a cock? Ok but only up to 20.

wack a cock by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

Cockshackled 

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

Cockshackled by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018