a game guys play in which they walk around with half-filled water bottles which they use to hit other players in their junk when they are not paying attention. They must yell "COCK WHACK!" for it to count.
As I stood there staring at a nice pair of tits, my moment of peace was interrupted by an immense pain coming from my groin as a water bottle smacked into it. As I collapsed to the ground holding my agonizing manhood, I heard Nick yell, "COCK WHACK!".
by chester b. arthur February 21, 2011
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by Nicholas D March 10, 2009
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To Chill; to sit around and relax; to have a lazy day; to run cumbersome errands; to be a hermit; wasting time; household chores
(A) Hey girl, do you want to go to the mall with me?
(B) No, not today....I'm just gonna sit around and whack my cock. Whack...whack
(B) No, not today....I'm just gonna sit around and whack my cock. Whack...whack
by Vdubs24 November 22, 2011
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2)somne who jerks off when other guys are around
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1)brady spilled pop on me, what a cock wacker!
2)cody is such a cock wacker, i walked in on him the other day!it ws ansty!
2)cody is such a cock wacker, i walked in on him the other day!it ws ansty!
by brady sucks April 9, 2007
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by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006
Get the wack a cock mug.1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk
2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs
2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018
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