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cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

Cock Snorkling 

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
Cock Snorkling by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Cock-Snorkeler  

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.
"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"
Cock-Snorkeler by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel
Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.
Cock Snorkeling by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

Cock-snorkle 

The act of giving felacio underwater.
She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.
Cock-snorkle by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017