felacio

A dumbass' mispelling of fellatio.

"I don't have any experience with fellatio, so I'll call it felacio"

by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005

Felacio

Felacio is a new type of underground Italian pasta made with; Feta cheese, pasta, and weed. It is said like "fell-ass-ee-oh"

I heard that Akira had some new pasta called Felacio, I might try it out because he said it is good

by Felacio is pasta December 16, 2019

felacio

Another word for head but, more casual and formal. And its seen as a whole. Not how the other guy said it

My wife tends to give me felacio quite often when shes on the rag.
Id like come felacio please

by Big h dawgggg December 28, 2005

Felacio

Vulgar play on words of Skoda small car from 1990s; mode name: ‘Felicia’.

How’s your Felacio going?

by Tinshirt May 31, 2018

Fellacio

A word that no one would ever use to refer to a blowjob, and if people do they will most likely not receive one. But society today has to have a "proper word for everything because something like "blow job" is too vulgar.

Would you like to preform fellacio on me ma'am?

by getfuucked December 9, 2019

felationship

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.

She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.

by Koy November 26, 2006

courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005