cock slopping
cock slopping by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008
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cock shopping
When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.
That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.
cock shopping by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006
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Cock-Shopping
Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?
Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.
Gio: They'll probably buy something.
Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.
Gio: They'll probably buy something.
Cock-Shopping by Cody Rotten May 27, 2007
cock slapping
The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.
Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.
cock slapping by kalliburr May 21, 2012
National Cock Slapping Day
Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
National Cock Slapping Day by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022
Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa
This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa by Platitude May 27, 2015
You're Slapping My Cock
A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.
You're Slapping My Cock by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010
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