Cockflopping
South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.
Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014
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Cockslapping
Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.
Cockslapping by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006
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Cockhopping crackwhore
A crack addicted slut that jumps from one cock to another or basically prostitutes themself in exchange for crack to feed their habit
Omg did you hear that Chloe's sleeping with another guy to get free crack, she is such a cockhopping crackwhore!
Cockhopping crackwhore by Bambamsmash August 21, 2020
CockFlapping
CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009
cockslapping the mona lisa
AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
cockslapping the mona lisa by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
Cockdrop (cockdropping)
use by the ancient romans to torture and confuse their enemies, this manoevre can strike fear into the heart of any warm blooded human, and if used correctly, the opponent can't sit down for a week!
Marcus eyed his opponent warily, "come at me i dare you!"
his mortal enemy moved closer
"one step closer and ill cockdrop you back from wence you came!"
his enemy ran away crying
his mortal enemy moved closer
"one step closer and ill cockdrop you back from wence you came!"
his enemy ran away crying
Cockdrop (cockdropping) by Sway & Simmo December 7, 2004
Cock Flopping
A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.
Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
Cock Flopping by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020
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