cock brush

An insult for someone who's acting like an asshole.

You fucking cock brush!

by Kevin Tufo August 28, 2006

Cock blush

Anxiety to perform.

Work towards something you really want and fail at the last minute

He was dying to be with that hot girl but what do you know, he cock blushed.

Is this the time to cock blush, when they are all waiting?

by Apple ST March 5, 2011

dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

cockcrush

When your dick gets crushed between a stone table and a girls fist

Guy sitting on table naked: hey baby
Girl: Perv
Girl: "COCKCRUSH!"
Guy: what!
Girl: "wham!!!"

by Darkangle222 April 26, 2010

Cockbrush

A derogatory term for big 70's style mustache.

Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!

by nail_bag August 29, 2009

The Cockbrush

When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.

Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.

When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.

by Julzfin March 4, 2006

cockbrush

Using a person's penis to maintain good oral hygeine.

Lemme put some toothpaste on your cockbrush. The coarse hairs are really good for removing plaque.

by @non May 10, 2009