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CobGobbler
A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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cobobbled • combobbled • cobbledick • combobblegobbled • cornobbled • Cabobble • Cajobbled • Chobbledocker • cobbled • cobbledink
cornobbled
cornobbled by Andrew Jerabek July 31, 2006
Cobbobles
A twitch streamer who is involved in Beans and Butts. He is often labeled as "and crew" but he has the best cannon shots in Sea of Thieves. His specialty is the "flip fart" and he has his own custom music made for him. Believe it or not, it is a song that revolves around buttcheeks being played as bongos. Everybody loves him, and that's because there is no reason not to.
You see that Cobbobles guy on twitch? The guy who plays with Pace? He does that, but he is a great streamer himself!
Cobbobles by Buttcheekslapper69420 March 31, 2021
Kobobbled
Kobobbled by Lax_master3 June 1, 2016
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Chobbledocker
A Chobbledocker is an old Chobble that has become elderly and turned into a prune with Kebab like characteristics. Usually referred to as a Gundiherbaliochob.
Zombie: My grandfather went to the zoo today.
Wire Fence that Talks: What a Chobbledocker!
Zombie: Yo dawg, you trying to step?
Wire Fence that Talks: What a Chobbledocker!
Zombie: Yo dawg, you trying to step?
Chobbledocker by Bruce Hilton November 14, 2006
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