cobbledink 

An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

cobbledink by Amaranthae May 28, 2019

Cobbledick 

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

Cobbledick by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

cobbledick 

Fat, bitch addicted to fanta

"hey sophie, shut up"

cobbledick by John & Nick February 18, 2005

Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother

Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion

Baldwin Cobbledick by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. 

A devious Italian individual in the RTTV Discord server. That man should never be summoned with that name unless you are looking for smoke or trouble for someone else.

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. is about to call francis a nigg*r

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. by seilce July 3, 2023

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. 

This man is a devious Italian individual in the RTTV discord server. He should never be summoned with that name unless you are looking for smoke.

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. called francis a dog again, we know what it means

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. by seilce July 3, 2023

Cobblebank 

A new shithole in Melbourne’s “booming” western suburbs that used to be part of Melton South before they split it up. They want you to think it’s different, but it’s the same cunts living there as the rest of Melton. Centrelink receivers, junkies, eshays, broke single mums, etc. The Atherstone housing estate is the main feature, but it looks the same as literally every other new “masterplanned” housing estate in. Apparently it’s also where they’re putting the Melton Hospital, so druggies can be treated closer to home.

Cobblebank is just Melton South with a different name.

Cobblebank by iliveinmelton March 13, 2023