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An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

cobbledink by Amaranthae May 28, 2019

Words you can keep

Cobbledick

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

Cobbledick by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

cobbledick

Fat, bitch addicted to fanta

"hey sophie, shut up"

cobbledick by John & Nick February 18, 2005

Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother

Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion

Baldwin Cobbledick by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr.

A devious Italian individual in the RTTV Discord server. That man should never be summoned with that name unless you are looking for smoke or trouble for someone else.

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. is about to call francis a nigg*r

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. by seilce July 3, 2023

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr.

This man is a devious Italian individual in the RTTV discord server. He should never be summoned with that name unless you are looking for smoke.

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. called francis a dog again, we know what it means

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. by seilce July 3, 2023

Cobblebank

A new shithole in Melbourne’s “booming” western suburbs that used to be part of Melton South before they split it up. They want you to think it’s different, but it’s the same cunts living there as the rest of Melton. Centrelink receivers, junkies, eshays, broke single mums, etc. The Atherstone housing estate is the main feature, but it looks the same as literally every other new “masterplanned” housing estate in. Apparently it’s also where they’re putting the Melton Hospital, so druggies can be treated closer to home.

Cobblebank is just Melton South with a different name.

Cobblebank by iliveinmelton March 13, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026