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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

hobnobbery 

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.
Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."
hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007

hobnobber 

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival
The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!
hobnobber by worldrecker December 23, 2010

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

hobnobber 

People who are frickin' awesome but most of the time, nerdy.
ib, lolz!!!! hahhahhahahhaha beetch. "Those damned hobnobbers with their slurpees and their parking lot.."
hobnobber by hobnobber000 May 23, 2006

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.