CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

cumgobbler 

Ye who gobbles massive amounts of sloppy cum

Holy shit my girlfriend acted like a little cumgobbler after i jizzed in her face after 2 hours of a giant bukkake

cumgobbler by dan breuninger September 16, 2005

cumgobbler 

one who likes to gobble cum.

Lick it up cumgobbler.

cumgobbler by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

crabgobbler

a) noun: the hungriest damn animal in the world
b) noun: a person who is doing something random, stupid or irrational

a) I am as hungry as a crabgobbler
b) look at that crabglobber sandbaggin over there

crabgobbler by Emily Causey July 29, 2006

vodka induced cockgobbler 

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

vodka induced cockgobbler by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008