cobainite 

Person who worships Kurt Cobain and says they LOVE Nirvana but they can't name the other members of the band, one album, or a song other than smells like teen spirit.

True story:

Me: *sees girl pick up nirvana shirt* hey you like nirvana?!
Girl: err yeah. like totally my favorite band!
Me: Cool, whats your favorite album?
Girl: Uhhhh i totally like them all?
Me: Fucker. you just got it because he *points at kurt* is hot.
Girl: *runs away while screaming* MOMMY THIS GIRL CUSSED!

cobainite by Ka January 16, 2005

Cobainism

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

Cobainism by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

Cobainism

cobainism : the worship of god themself, kurt cobain. (kurt cobain is lead singer and guitarist of the band nirvana and god)

I am cobainism.

I follow cobainism.

I agree with cobainism.

Cobainism by haisskjebdks June 19, 2021

Cobainian

adj. Of a thoughtful/whimsical and pensive, yet passive and melancholically comical nature reminiscent of Kurt Cobain, a pop icon of the late 80s and early 90s and lead singer/frontman/guitarist/songwriter for the highly influential rock group, Nirvana.

adj. Of a lyrical and/or melodic style similar to Kurt Cobain's.

i'm bored, but i don't want to do anything--maybe i'm being Cobainian.

That last song you played sounded pretty Cobainian to me.

Cobainian by herschel Stratego March 18, 2012

call cobaine

To reserve the rear seat behind the passenger seat, "shotgun."

Person 1: I call shotgun.
Person 2: Well then I call Cobaine.

call cobaine by Matt Youngblood September 5, 2005

Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.

Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

Kurt Cobaining by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013

Cobaining 

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

Cobaining by Abbsty November 20, 2016