Cobainsexual

Cobainsexual is a sexuality and it means you’re only attracted to Kurt Cobain and nobody else 😌

“I’m cobainsexual, so I only feel attracted to Kurt Cobain”

by kurt’s cobussy June 8, 2022

conansexual

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like conan gray regardless of their gender

person 1: hey wanna date?
person 2: do you look like conan gray?
person 1: yea

person 2: cool I’m conansexual so when’s our wedding? 😻😻😻

by toddlers for dinner August 15, 2020

Collinsexual

If you are collinsexual, you like to have intercourse with paper

Friend 1: You are collinsexual
Friend 2: *explodes*

by mememasternate March 12, 2019

conansexual

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like Conan O’Brien regardless of their gender

person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*

by Gribble67 May 25, 2022

Colinsexual

When you wanna fuck a piñata or a paper machete or something like that or just like paper products in general.

Carl: I need to buy some writing paper
Jim: sorry I "glued" your paper together and by that I mean I'm colinsexual so I coomed on it

by Coomcaveplays January 3, 2022

Coinsexual

A person attracted to coins (real coins, crypto coins, meme coins, etc.)

You are such a coinsexual with all this trading bro...

by trenching June 1, 2025