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The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...
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by Abbsty November 20, 2016
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