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A place where only the socially excluded of whittlesey choose to live. Ohhhh they also have a village church which is the only form of nightlive for it's inhabitants.
"Im going to Coates tonight"
Coates by WhittleseyRob May 25, 2007
Evil demon-spawned English teacher from hell.
Coates is evil...he says my writing is getting better, but somehow my grades are getting lower.
Coates by Ganski December 24, 2008

josh coates 

A josh coates is a famous Youtuber. In his spare time he fucks with BIG BLACK MINECRAFT PIGS. he is not enough subs and needs more. so sub to truefire yt
guy: yo have you heard about the new guy josh coates

guy2: nah dude
guy3:he is the guy on youtube that fucks the Minecraft pigs
josh coates by Jack butterworth November 17, 2019

natalie coates 

im begging u to fuck me i cant believe u blocked me on snap and ig but this is my one way to communicate to u. PLEASE LET ME FUCK U NATALIE ILL GIVE U ANYTHING. if u read this hmu ;)
please let me place my dick into your vagina Natalie Coates
natalie coates by pl[okijhugyftrd December 5, 2017

fred coates 

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit
oi fred coates you are a fat cunt
fred coates by u r a mut July 19, 2019

Alfie Coates 

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.
I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!
Alfie Coates by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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