coatesy

Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.

After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."

coatesy by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

coatesy

Adj. To be stupid to the point of mental retardation, while making absolutely no sense at all.

Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

coatesy by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

Coatsy 

When you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress. It must offensive, always. It is the thin line between tasteless, and genius. However, one of the strongest points of pulling a "Coatsy" will be to use elaborate free association to legitimize the already disenfranchised diatribe in order to justify the relentless word storm.

this is a "coatsy" in progress.

"shut the fuck up coatsy!"

Coatsy by Ursa Mega A.K.A. "Coatsy" November 3, 2008

Coates 

The most dominant of all types of people. Well versed and extremely good-looking. Humorous by nature with a desire to party.

"I was feeling so proud of myself, I felt like a Coates!"
"The room was so nice, it was fit for a Coates."
"The lion king was the Coates of the pride."

Coates by thedictionary.com February 4, 2010

Coatesville 

a small city/town in PA near phillidelphia...mostly populated by Black, Puerto Rican, & Dominican it is the only City in Chester County, it has the murder rate of a big city like Reading or York, People from all over know about Coatesvilles reputation, Everyone knows everyone & there 5 main parts to the city, Westend, Eastend, Regency, Elmwood gardens, & Brandywine. If you not from there you wouldn’t know how Coatesville works but they are literally a lil Philly, all the rappers from Philly has benn to Coatesville many of times (Meek millz, Cassidy,Freeway,Boys2Men,Pnb Rock,Kur,Quilly Millz,etc...) This city’s rappers are all close nit & all stick together so it’s not the question of it they’ll get big but more so when will they get big.The city has well known people in the community (Opper, Mrs Reggena, Coast st Mrs Shirley, Mr Marty, Mr Hills, Officer Ollis, Officer lang,) This lil city has had its ups & downs but the future is looking really bright for them with new business coming in & new houses being built the city looks like it’s on its way to success & further..

Him: You from Coatesville

Me: Yea I’m from Eastend Coates st

Coatesville by Pepé😛 July 17, 2018

coatesville 

a small city/town in PA near phillidelphia...mostly populated by black people and mexicans and reallly REALLY poor white people on crack. Has the worst reputation out of all the schools in its area. alot of white kids from downingtown think coatesville is the greatest place on earth and is sooo much like going to phillidelphia or something. home town of richard"rip"hamilton which unless someone told you you would never know.... he gives us a peice of shit ass celebration every once and a while. all in all coatesville sux

black kid talking to white friend: yo what you doing on the weekend
White kid: nuttin man im tryin to come down c-ville and chill wit u cuz or go to the BP(bowling palace) or we can go to the misonique(club)...man i swear coatesville be poppin yo!
Black kid:.....

coatesville by ROB.T April 18, 2006

Coatesing 

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.

"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"

Coatesing by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004