cmtsu 

An acronym frequent in the parlance of those in the greater Philadelphia region to represent 'can't make this shit up'. In typical discourse, one interlocutor concludes a story of an interaction with someone of absurdly illogical yet stubbornly self-justified behavior by whispering on an exhale 'cmtsu...'. In standard call and response fashion, his fellow interlocutor will respond in sympathetic affirmation 'cmtsu...'.

Speaker: 'And that was it man, she told me it was fine for her to keep packing dingers but that when I did it it was just a sad effort to pretend I was back with the boys...cmtsu'
Friend: 'cmtsu...'

cmtsu by Dusty Fantana July 17, 2020

cmosu

Cracking My Own Shit Up

I don't care if you laugh at my jokes I'm CMOSU

cmosu by lydden August 14, 2016

cmts 

cry myself to sleep

ugh i hate school. i’m gonna cmts

cmts by swaggydata June 6, 2018

catsup 

The ultimate choice Mr. Burns can make in his life.

Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.

catsup by BOBVIARGE May 16, 2006

catsup 

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

catsup by Nettled October 15, 2003

Rusty Catsup Bottle 

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.

She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.

Rusty Catsup Bottle by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014

latex catsuits 

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women

britney spears was wearing a red latex catsuits in her 2000 music video "Oops i did it again"

latex catsuits by Joe Smith 2 August 7, 2007