Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

clydesdale fart by killa beana April 26, 2014

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Caydence

A Caydence is one of the nicest, funniest, EXTREMELY beautiful, and caring people you will ever meet. She'll never fail to make you laugh on a bad day, and you can always count on her to be there for you. If you ever come across a Caydence, befriend be sure to keep her close because that's a gem. If you manage to date a Caydence, DONT YOU DARE BREAK UP WITH HER OR HURT HER. In short, Caydence is something who's lovely weird in the best ways possible, you couldn't ask for a better friend.

"Hey is that Caydence? "
"Yea, she's one of my bestest friends!!!"

Caydence by anonymeous August 14, 2021

Cayden

Astounding.

One of the most fun, loving people you will ever meet. Cayden is totally nerdy (in a super cute way,) but is also athletic. When he's the butt of a joke, Cayden just ignores the bad vibes because he knows he's better than that. With great hair and a captivating smile, you'll fall in love with Cayden in an instant, though it may take some effort to get him to feel the same way. He sticks by his beliefs an can be quite opinionated, though he is one of the most understanding people you'll ever meet. Find yourself a Cayden to spice up your day.

"Did you see Cayden today? "
"Yeah! He was playing video games in the library- classic Cayden!"

Cayden by RealJimHalpert January 8, 2017

Cayden

The nicest and most sweet person in the world. He always is making you smile by the little quirky things that he does, even if they are as small as doing a little dance randomly in the seat next to you in class. He can be really shy at first, but when you start to talk to him more, and show him you want to be his friend he opens up, and you can learn so much about him then. He is really cute, in a nerdy way, and has the best smile that always brightens your day. He might not have the best grades, but is smart and wise in other ways. A Cayden is just an all around awesome guy that you always want to be around (and even secretly date). Also, he is never a jerk like most of the other guys in school...😂

Cayden is so sweet, man I wish I was dating him!

Cayden by mystery...person October 13, 2018

Clyde Donovan

Clyde is a side character from South Park. He's Craig's best friend and a part of his friend group but we're not talking about them rn
He's a crybaby and was pretty popular in school for a while, he enjoyed the attention but turns out the popular girls were just using him. He's weak but still defends others a lot and actually believes he's a chad
Clyde is overall pretty pathetic but he's a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom

Mr Garrison: What is 10 x 2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Clyde Donovan by babykata2010 July 26, 2020

Clydesmomdies

A very cool mutual/bestfriend even though they can never play roblox with you

“Wanna play roblox? “I cant rn im sorry” “your being clydesmomdies right now” “ok”

Clydesmomdies by deaththekidsolosurfavs June 25, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026