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A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!
by SlopNChop January 06, 2017
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.
Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!
by The Bike Ninja May 22, 2011
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A tall thick girl/woman who is not necessarily fat, but big boned, voluptuous and still attractive.
Anna Nicole Smith was a Clydesdale-before she got fat.
by werdood November 30, 2008
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Ladies who are possessed to wear incredibly high-heeled shoes without contemplating the amount of walking involved to get to their late night destination. Their lack of grace and the sound they make stomping about resembles that of a Clydesdale horse. It is a common occurrence on a weekend evening in any city with a night club scene.
These chicks in White Plains are clomping around like a bunch of Clydesdales... and they need to put on some clothes too. Damn hussies
by Whatshername. November 22, 2010
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This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.
Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.
by Colton April 04, 2005
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