clydesdale

fine lookin' lady

That fine mama right there is a clydesdale.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

clydesdale

N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.

by anagramman December 17, 2009

clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos January 24, 2012

Clydesdale

In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.

Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!

by The Bike Ninja May 22, 2011

Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

by SlopNChop January 06, 2017

Clydesdale

A tall thick girl/woman who is not necessarily fat, but big boned, voluptuous and still attractive.

Anna Nicole Smith was a Clydesdale-before she got fat.

by werdood December 01, 2008

Clydesdale

Ladies who are possessed to wear incredibly high-heeled shoes without contemplating the amount of walking involved to get to their late night destination. Their lack of grace and the sound they make stomping about resembles that of a Clydesdale horse. It is a common occurrence on a weekend evening in any city with a night club scene.

These chicks in White Plains are clomping around like a bunch of Clydesdales... and they need to put on some clothes too. Damn hussies

by Whatshername. November 22, 2010