Clydesdale

In the cycling world, any larger-than-average male rider. Most likely labeled so because they are bigger, usually slower and sometimes stronger than others (just like the horse). As it is with most men, this label is taken neutrally (neither a compliment or an insult). However the same can not be said for the females' version of this word: Athena.

Why don't you get a carbon fiber bike?
I'm a Clydesdale! I'll crack the frame!

Clydesdale by The Bike Ninja August 1, 2011

Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

Clydesdale by SlopNChop January 6, 2017

Clydesdale

A tall thick girl/woman who is not necessarily fat, but big boned, voluptuous and still attractive.

Anna Nicole Smith was a Clydesdale-before she got fat.

Clydesdale by werdood December 9, 2008

Clydesdale

Ladies who are possessed to wear incredibly high-heeled shoes without contemplating the amount of walking involved to get to their late night destination. Their lack of grace and the sound they make stomping about resembles that of a Clydesdale horse. It is a common occurrence on a weekend evening in any city with a night club scene.

These chicks in White Plains are clomping around like a bunch of Clydesdales... and they need to put on some clothes too. Damn hussies

Clydesdale by Whatshername. November 24, 2010

clydesdale

fine lookin' lady

That fine mama right there is a clydesdale.

clydesdale by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Clydesdale

This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.

Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.

Clydesdale by Colton April 4, 2005

clydesdale

N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.

clydesdale by anagramman December 17, 2009