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The best person you’ll ever come across . She’s loyal ,joyful, and caring , clutchiana will always be here for the people she cares about . She will forever be loved , clutchiana is a goddess.

Clutchiana is the best
Forever my goddess

clutchiana by Nightbitch12345 April 12, 2019

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Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

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Double Clutching

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

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baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

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clutching

When you are playing an online game , and you are the only one alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly. So clutching is surviving in a one versus five or more players situation, killing them and winning the game . Clutching a situation in other words is getting control over a close situation.

Mom-Dinner's ready !
Gamer-Not now mom , I'm clutching !

clutching by Erosin March 3, 2015

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Clutching

When you are flashing a strap but don't pull the trigger or shot to kill.

Brah this nigga pulled up on me at the gas station and was clutching fool he saw I had my strap and got back in his car and peeled off.

Clutching by Jmarie Sunshine Payme June 18, 2018

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pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

pearl clutching by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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