clustermess

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.

"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"

by mkhwn May 18, 2018

Clustermer

When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.

You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?

The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.

by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010

clustercuss

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.

This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.

by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010

clustermers

A small crowd of people who enter a store as a group.

Having clustermers come in can be a store-owner's dream-come-true if each of the members of the group buys a few items, but it can also be a nightmare if they all just want to use the restrooms.

by QuacksO June 23, 2018

clustermust

a clustermust is putting everything in one large ball or one area.

person1:"I put my room in one Clustermust."

person2:"Why?"

by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

Clustermust

a Clustermust is when you put everything in one area/place

Person1:"i put my room in a clustermust"

Person2:"W-why?"

by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

clusterfest

A complete and total shitshow of a failure that still somehow benefits the rich and powerful.

Thanks to the manufacturing and shipping clusterfest, lumber prices are out of control.

by UnsoberAdvice June 16, 2021