clustermess
clustermess by mkhwn May 18, 2018
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Clustermer
When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.
You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?
The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.
The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.
Clustermer by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010
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clustercuss
1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.
2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.
Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.
2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.
Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.
clustercuss by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010
clustermers
Having clustermers come in can be a store-owner's dream-come-true if each of the members of the group buys a few items, but it can also be a nightmare if they all just want to use the restrooms.
clustermers by QuacksO June 23, 2018
clustermust
clustermust by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021
Clustermust
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