clusterfest

A complete and total shitshow of a failure that still somehow benefits the rich and powerful.

Thanks to the manufacturing and shipping clusterfest, lumber prices are out of control.

by UnsoberAdvice June 16, 2021

clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

by fratlife November 7, 2012

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.

Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.

by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004

Clutterfusted

The act of a person being fluster'd or caught off guard by another individual.

Every time my new boss comes into my office i become totally clutterfusted.

by Aaron Boudreaux June 30, 2006