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A complete and total shitshow of a failure that still somehow benefits the rich and powerful.

Thanks to the manufacturing and shipping clusterfest, lumber prices are out of control.

clusterfest by UnsoberAdvice June 16, 2021

Words you can keep

clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

clusterfart by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

Related Words

clusterfest • CLUSTERFIST • clusterbust • clusterfusion • clustermust • chesterfester • Clusterbistrosturous • clusterfacts • clusterfaith • clusterfart

clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

clusterfutopia by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

chesterfester by fratlife November 7, 2012

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

CLUSTERFIST by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.

Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.

clusterbust by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004

Clutterfusted

The act of a person being fluster'd or caught off guard by another individual.

Every time my new boss comes into my office i become totally clutterfusted.

Clutterfusted by Aaron Boudreaux June 30, 2006

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026