Clustermer

When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.

You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?

The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.

by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010

Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

by suchacyn December 8, 2009

clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.

This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018

clustertrump

When a bunch of clusterfucks all fuck each other

Election Night 2016 was a real clustertrump. And come January 2017 we'll all be totally clustertrumped.

by Nicko2016 November 10, 2016

Chestermere

A southern Alberta municipality, built around a natural lake, and known for its recreational activities, which are enjoyed year-round. Chestermere is a small city full of lake-side parks, boating, beaches, skating, snowmobiling, and much more, located very close to the large city of Calgary. It contains plenty of nice people, and a bad driver, every now and then, which people like to complain about too much on social media, mixing small town personality with modern tools. It has its growing pains, but overall, it is an incredible place for all kinds families and people to live.

Bruno: Dude, it’s insane af to have a boat in Calgary.
Drake: Nah, man, Chestermere is right there.

Tegan: I saw a guy vaping in Chestermere, you know, at the Tim Hortons across the street from Tim Hortons.
Sara: Duh, Tegan, I saw a guy vaping in every city. No clue why I hang out with you outside of work.

by technicallyeverywhere August 24, 2018

clusterella

A confused, disorganized, and generally incompetent female.

A female personification of "clusterfuck".

"That clusterella got assigned to the project, and it went to hell in a handbasket".

by Haas January 8, 2004

Clusterfrump

The act of becoming increasingly frumpy due to the intense frumpiness of those around you. This type of behavior is often observed in rural areas, such as rural New England, where dullness, plainness and a lack of fashion sense give way to an extremely high accepted level of frump.

Wow, I just took a trip back to New Hampshire and it was a total clusterfrump! I couldn't believe how much L.L. Bean catalogue action I saw!

by Hypocrash July 9, 2010