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Clustermust 

a Clustermust is when you put everything in one area/place
Person1:"i put my room in a clustermust"

Person2:"W-why?"
Clustermust by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011

clusterfutopia 

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.
The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.
clusterfutopia by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

clustercuss 

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.
This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.
clustercuss by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010

clusternuts 

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.
me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work
clusternuts by funky49 April 23, 2009

clustermite 

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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