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Clustermer 

When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.
You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?

The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.
Clustermer by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010

clustermess 

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.
"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"
clustermess by mkhwn May 18, 2018

clustermust 

a clustermust is putting everything in one large ball or one area.
person1:"I put my room in one Clustermust."

person2:"Why?"
clustermust by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

Clustermust 

a Clustermust is when you put everything in one area/place
Person1:"i put my room in a clustermust"

Person2:"W-why?"
Clustermust by Roasted-chesnuts34 February 1, 2021

clusterfest 

A complete and total shitshow of a failure that still somehow benefits the rich and powerful.
Thanks to the manufacturing and shipping clusterfest, lumber prices are out of control.
clusterfest by UnsoberAdvice June 16, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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