cluster fuckish
cluster fuckish by dylon88 January 2, 2012
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state of cluster fuckism
when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.
me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."
state of cluster fuckism by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011
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clusterfuckish
Adj: of or having qualities associated with a clusterfuck; namely randomness, a sense of spiraling downward and out of control, deterioration, over-crowding, and nonsense.
"When the clown showed up and the castle started to slide over the cliff, the whole situation seemed a bit clusterfuckish."
clusterfuckish by Skavv September 5, 2014
clusterfuckistan
A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.
"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.
clusterfuckistan by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010
Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance
A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.
That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance
Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance by CooterBlues October 5, 2016
clusterfuckistan
Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).
person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.
person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!
person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!
clusterfuckistan by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010
Clusterfukishima
Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.
Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!
Clusterfukishima by choggie July 11, 2011
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