CooterBlues's definitions

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010