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A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.
That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance
by CooterBlues October 05, 2016

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The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.
by CooterBlues November 30, 2010

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