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clusterfuckish 

Adj: of or having qualities associated with a clusterfuck; namely randomness, a sense of spiraling downward and out of control, deterioration, over-crowding, and nonsense.
"When the clown showed up and the castle started to slide over the cliff, the whole situation seemed a bit clusterfuckish."
clusterfuckish by Skavv September 5, 2014
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Clusterfuckchella 

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

Clusterfuckitis 

A disease or state of illness that, while similar to the Rube Goldberg Syndrome (a chain-reaction of diseases), differs in that it has no single origin and that the patient's future is completely uncertain.
You thought your brother's case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome was bad? Mine had a total case of clusterfuckitis... first he got some weird infection during a heart surgery, then 20 years later he went crazy and biked 3000 miles in one summer, and then the infection got back at him, he had to stop biking, so then his heart had to get used to him being lazy, but couldn't, so now he's breathing all funny, bet he's gonna get pneumonia from that bug now...
Clusterfuckitis by Mikey McM. February 1, 2009

clusterfuckassery 

What you experience when the company you work for acquires another business that has nothing to do with your business and you have to integrate it.
This public relations fiasco has resulted in some real clusterfuckassery.
clusterfuckassery by SuperJRock March 2, 2010

clusterfucking 

1 the act of unorganization of some sort
2 (clusterfuck)an unorganized group of people or things
1 they are just clusterfucking around up there.

2 its just a big clusterfuck on my desk

clusterfucking 

with the whole office in on the project the clusterfucking began
clusterfucking by Jester December 24, 2002

Clusterfucksterpiece 

(noun) clusterfucksterpiece = clusterfuck(mass amount of fuck) master piece (mass amount of amazing)

something generally describing the outcome of an event as another even with both extremes of good and bad coming out at either all at once or over time
Well they have really good make-up sex every time they stop fighting so their relationship is sort of a clusterfucksterpiece.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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