Clausterfuckish

Said by Sadie Jo at the Bodega in Room 6.

The strange mix of claustrophobic and clusterfuck - tension is high, shooting guns, and swinging clubs

“I’m claustrophobic, I’m gonna start swinging.”

“You mean your clausterfuckish”

Clausterfuckish by allygames7 November 7, 2025

clusterfuckish 

Adj: of or having qualities associated with a clusterfuck; namely randomness, a sense of spiraling downward and out of control, deterioration, over-crowding, and nonsense.

"When the clown showed up and the castle started to slide over the cliff, the whole situation seemed a bit clusterfuckish."

clusterfuckish by Skavv September 5, 2014

clusterfuckistan

A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.

"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.

clusterfuckistan by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

clusterfuckistan

Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).

person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.

person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!

clusterfuckistan by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010

Clusterfukishima 

Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.

Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!

Clusterfukishima by choggie July 11, 2011