Definitions by manyperson

100% Pure Meat 

A very sexually active young man.

Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.

Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.

See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)

Oliver: (fucking) Urghhhhhhh

*meat bursts out and covers the room*

Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!

Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*

100% Pure Meat by manyperson May 9, 2010

hamtastic 

To find something amazing but in a quiet, non-attention seeking fashion

Wilbur: GUESS WHAT
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*

hamtastic by manyperson February 14, 2010

shankbone 

To shank someone with your penis.

Often painful, but can be the best moment of one's life.

"OW!" cried Cassie, as Greg shankboned her. "Be gentle with me you Scottish bastard!"

shankbone by manyperson February 3, 2010

Ollied 

To be 'ollied' is to have your nipple licked while you are passed out unconscious.

Girl: Ahhhhh man, I have no idea what happened to me last night, I was so trashed.
Boy: Bitch, I totally ollied you.
Girl: You fucking cunt! No wonder my nipples were so wet this morning...

Ollied by manyperson August 18, 2009

clunging 

The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.

1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.

clunging by manyperson August 16, 2009

Partathering 

One of the best events that can be thrown by Sixth Form Students, especially those Middle-Class students who live in relatively quiet suburbs with old neighbours.

Not large enough to be a party (40+), but not small enough to be called a gathering (-10), a partathering usually has the following things:

*cool people
*excessive amounts of alcohol
*binge drinking
*cool host(s)
*drinking games - mainly King Cup and Spin the Bottle
*pulling but not often clunge fun
*someone going "GUYS. KEEP IT DOWN. THIS ISNT A PARTY"

#1: Are you going to Petey and Matt's Partathering?
#2: Are you freaking kidding me, those guys are amazing! Of course I am! Although you know, I hear they're gay together...
#1: That's cool man. We all go gay in spin the bottle :)

Partathering by manyperson August 12, 2009

clunge fun 

The activity of getting clunged, i.e. having sex with a sexy lady.

So called for the part of the woman that is ploughed, and how much fun the activity itself is.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, had a load of clunge fun, but Jill wasn't on the pill so she got pregnant, became unattractive to Jack who had to start doing five finger exercises, and eventually she died and he turned gay.

Moral: Always go on the pill.

clunge fun by manyperson August 12, 2009