hamtastic

To find something amazing but in a quiet, non-attention seeking fashion

Wilbur: GUESS WHAT
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*

by manyperson February 14, 2010

Ollied

To be 'ollied' is to have your nipple licked while you are passed out unconscious.

Girl: Ahhhhh man, I have no idea what happened to me last night, I was so trashed.
Boy: Bitch, I totally ollied you.
Girl: You fucking cunt! No wonder my nipples were so wet this morning...

by manyperson August 18, 2009

12th base

Fucking a chick so hard that she dies.

Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

by manyperson August 10, 2009

clunge

Vagina. Pussy. Gash.

1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock

2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.

3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.

1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..

2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.

3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.

by manyperson August 10, 2009

clunge fun

The activity of getting clunged, i.e. having sex with a sexy lady.

So called for the part of the woman that is ploughed, and how much fun the activity itself is.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, had a load of clunge fun, but Jill wasn't on the pill so she got pregnant, became unattractive to Jack who had to start doing five finger exercises, and eventually she died and he turned gay.

Moral: Always go on the pill.

by manyperson August 12, 2009

shankbone

To shank someone with your penis.

Often painful, but can be the best moment of one's life.

"OW!" cried Cassie, as Greg shankboned her. "Be gentle with me you Scottish bastard!"

by manyperson February 03, 2010