12th base

Fucking a chick so hard that she dies.

Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

clunge fun

The activity of getting clunged, i.e. having sex with a sexy lady.

So called for the part of the woman that is ploughed, and how much fun the activity itself is.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, had a load of clunge fun, but Jill wasn't on the pill so she got pregnant, became unattractive to Jack who had to start doing five finger exercises, and eventually she died and he turned gay.

Moral: Always go on the pill.

by manyperson August 12, 2009

shankbone

To shank someone with your penis.

Often painful, but can be the best moment of one's life.

"OW!" cried Cassie, as Greg shankboned her. "Be gentle with me you Scottish bastard!"

by manyperson February 03, 2010

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

hamtastic

To find something amazing but in a quiet, non-attention seeking fashion

Wilbur: GUESS WHAT
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*

by manyperson February 14, 2010

Ollied

To be 'ollied' is to have your nipple licked while you are passed out unconscious.

Girl: Ahhhhh man, I have no idea what happened to me last night, I was so trashed.
Boy: Bitch, I totally ollied you.
Girl: You fucking cunt! No wonder my nipples were so wet this morning...

by manyperson August 18, 2009