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Scots noun for the English word 'toilet'
"Where's yir cludgie, I'm in dire need o a steamer!"
Cludgie by Steb December 30, 2005
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a toilet
(commonly used in Scotland)
oh, ah huv tae go tae the cludgie!
cludgie by amyamy April 28, 2005
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Cluggies 

That's the rain on spud, you better fire your cluggies on
Cluggies by Inspector hector June 26, 2017
The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.
Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!
Cludge by realtimecrease June 4, 2022
ayo you seen my cudgie
cudgie by kuj June 11, 2018

cludgeroo 

A vagina that is abnormally deep, resembling a digeredoo.
Man, she had a proper cludgeroo, I went all the way in and I was nearly touching her lungs!
cludgeroo by Mojo-hobo December 2, 2007

Clungie Jumping 

A practice similar to Muff Diving, where someone pleasure a woman orally.
1)Jagdeep: "What that man doing up there with that harness? He must be bungee jumping or something."

Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."

2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton
Clungie Jumping by dcv June 30, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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