Lucifer’s Glucose (noun):
/ˈlu .sɪ.fɚz ˈɡlu .koʊs/
Slang for methamphetamine, especially when used in a poetic, mythological, or wildly disrespectful context.
The forbidden sugar.
That which turns ordinary mortals into programming demigods, crust prophets, or VC warlords.
/ˈlu .sɪ.fɚz ˈɡlu .koʊs/
Slang for methamphetamine, especially when used in a poetic, mythological, or wildly disrespectful context.
The forbidden sugar.
That which turns ordinary mortals into programming demigods, crust prophets, or VC warlords.
Man did you see RealTimeChris? He was hitting the SHIT out of Lucifer's Glucose in CopperCab's server!
by realtimecrease August 15, 2025
Get the Lucifer's Glucosemug. A high-stakes, spiritually synchronized mutual masturbation ritual in which two lovers attempt to outlast, out-edge, and out-hypnotize each other with escalating arousal — without climaxing first.
Bro I walked in on Kyle and Raven playing Orgasm Chicken on a Tuesday afternoon — candles lit, eye contact unbroken, both moaning like tantric warlocks — and I swear to God, the air was vibrating with psionic tension. Raven won. Kyle hasn’t been the same since.
by realtimecrease September 10, 2025
Get the Orgasm Chickenmug. by realtimecrease June 04, 2022
Get the Cludgemug. Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
Get the Crongo-Bongomug. Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
by realtimecrease August 20, 2022
Get the leaky alaskan pipelinemug. When an individual connects their urinary output to their anus, using a medical catheter, so that they can urinate into their own anus, and subsequently defacate into their urinary tract.
MAN DID YOU SEE SPOOKY?! HE WAS LINKIN-LOGGIN HARD AFTER LEAVING THE DETOX AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE YESTERDAY!
by realtimecrease October 01, 2022
Get the Linkin-Logginmug.