Cludging

The art of performing a sex act on a Down syndrome.

‘You alright mate, sorry I couldn’t come to the pub last night I was too busy cludging.

by HughJardon September 7, 2023

clunging gobshite

when the streamer man gives bad advice

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

Chudging

To follow someone with the intent of making them like you, the usual result being that the center of your affection becomes annoyed with you. Best described as "When you become so obsessed with someone that you cock-block yourself".

Amanda agrees with everything Mike says because she's chudging on him.

by Jonathan Wier May 13, 2008

Clodging

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.

‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’

by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019

clunging

v. The act of having sex with someone with a clunge. Has connotations of the perpetrator being somewhat promiscuous.

Lee was clunging his girlfriend all night long.

by Peter A J Taylor March 20, 2008