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Cludge

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.
Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!
by realtimecrease June 4, 2022
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You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
by Duthart June 10, 2007
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OOOH you see that, bet shes got a cludge like a clowns pocket.
by qwersdas November 10, 2005
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Cludge

A slang term for vagina.
Originated in the Corstorphine area of Edinburgh.
1.I'd love to see her cludge, i bet it looks like a paper cut with a wisp of cotton wool on top.
2.Her cludge stank like rancid tuna.
by Talko September 16, 2006
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A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.
Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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A smelly vagina, typically a deep seated yeast infection which has only been discovered the first time it is smelt on the penis, post copulation, whilst the male is washing his sexual reproduction organs.
From - (An Officer and a Squaddie 1982.)

Taff;

“Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”

Fish face;

“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”
by Blooringtroll January 31, 2020
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Cludge flunge

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.
Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off
by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 13, 2019
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