Clucktard

A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.

Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.

by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006

cuckturd

portmanteau formed from cuckold (or its modern abbreviated form "cuck" overused nowadays by the alt-right to disparage any conservative Republican not felt to be sufficiently radical ... formerly called "Rino" or "Republican in name only") + turd (shit)

(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper

Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!

by Eppypotamus January 17, 2020

Lucktard

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

Cucktart

Noun: the additional male participant to a male/female couple during a MMF threesome and a variation of the traditional cuckold MFM threesome. In this variation, the female, cuckquean, enjoys the humiliation of watching her male partner, the queanbull, have sexual contact with another man and does not participate in the interaction. The cucktart is the male counterpart to the cuckcake, the additional female, who has sex with the queanbull, while the cuckquean watches.

That cuckquean, Eve, really enjoys watching her queanbull husband, Adam, fuck that little cucktart, Steve.

by Dizzy Ballington June 9, 2018

cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

by juanchito February 6, 2008