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Verb. To get out of having sex with someone by claiming your child is in peril.
Taryn: Are you coming over now, Bud? I just shaved my pubes.

Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.
by Kitty Fulfillment Inc. October 17, 2012
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