cloyde

Verb. To get out of having sex with someone by claiming your child is in peril.

Taryn: Are you coming over now, Bud? I just shaved my pubes.

Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.

cloyde by Kitty Fulfillment Inc. October 17, 2012

tax clode 

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate

I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.

tax clode by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Tax Clode 

A method used in banks in most of the Americas, with the exclusion of Canada. The method is used to ensure the validity of funds. The funds in these clodes can be transferred to each other seamlessly. The only way to get funds into the a Tax Clode Circuit is to glard them, a method that traces the history of the funds to check for any tax faccants. An innopolity certificate from the head of the Clode's regional manager can also get funds into the circuit. This method of banking originated in western Minnesota in the early 1800s. The method quickly spread to most of the Northern U.S. but it's popularity dropped during the Great Depression. It has had a recent surge in popularity in Europe and it has also become popular in South America, Australia, and China. The refusal of Canada to support Tax Clodes has been attributed to its lack of success in the rest of the world. Recently it was found that a similar method of banking was used by Robert IV in northern France in the 15th century, but the method never spread.

There is no need to worry, the money has already been secured in a tax clode.

Tax Clode by Frank Regin July 29, 2021

clydesdale fart 

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

clydesdale fart by killa beana April 26, 2014

Clyde Donovan 

Clyde is a side character from South Park. He's Craig's best friend and a part of his friend group but we're not talking about them rn
He's a crybaby and was pretty popular in school for a while, he enjoyed the attention but turns out the popular girls were just using him. He's weak but still defends others a lot and actually believes he's a chad
Clyde is overall pretty pathetic but he's a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom

Mr Garrison: What is 10 x 2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Clyde Donovan by babykata2010 July 26, 2020

Clydesmomdies 

A very cool mutual/bestfriend even though they can never play roblox with you

“Wanna play roblox? “I cant rn im sorry” “your being clydesmomdies right now” “ok”

Clydesmomdies by deaththekidsolosurfavs June 25, 2021

The Clyde 

When two men shnoodle but one of them is upside down licking the other mans prolapse

Hey man lets do the Clyde

The Clyde by sharp calculator January 22, 2015