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Clownhole 

A word that brings up the most vile images, but is technically acceptable to say in front of anyone, because it does not involve any offensive or socially unnaceptable word. A true definition is not needed, as it is self explanitory.
You: "My teacher is the biggest clownhole..."
Your Grandmother: "What? That's hidious! Watch your language!"
You: "What?! It's just.... a hole full of clowns!"
Clownhole by Hobbes Black May 31, 2005
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clownhole 

invented in part by the great show that is codemonkeys, it is a disturbing yet stupidly funny term used to represent a form of an idiot. usually associated with losers. Also really bad stripper in some forms.
1:
Dave: yes Marie, this is all your fault.
Marie: clownhole...
2:
GAWD DALE these strippers are just a bunch of clownholes!
clownhole by kepler necbrewski November 29, 2009

Clownology 

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.
I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.
Clownology by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

Captain Cornhole 

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.
Captain Cornhole by htownfun August 22, 2009

Clown Hole 

The vagina. As used in several episodes of 'American Dad!'
Francine Smith: I'll shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again, and name you my bitch, NOW GET OUT OF THAT CAGE!
Clown Hole by atheistgirl March 28, 2016

Cornhole Canyon 

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

cornhole cowboy 

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.
Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.
cornhole cowboy by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008