clownwhore 

a female who applies an excessive amout of make up to her face especally around the eye area.

god that girl looks like a clownwhore

clownwhore by coochiecrook503 September 6, 2003

clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.

The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores

clown whore by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009

clownshoes 

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

clownshoes by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

ClownWork 

Woot Woot Work for those that are just that good.

I didn't want some boring ass job so I took some clownwork.

ClownWork by Your OWN name May 27, 2006

clownshoe 

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

clownshoe by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

Clownshoeing 

Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.

You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.

Clownshoeing by TMoney34 August 16, 2010

clownshoes 

adj. - seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical

The ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.

clownshoes by cheesecake227 January 1, 2006