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Klownhole 

A container of well packed fudge.

Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.
I dipped my junk in the klownhole.

I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.
Klownhole by TheGooch October 23, 2004
Words you can keep

Clownhole 

A word that brings up the most vile images, but is technically acceptable to say in front of anyone, because it does not involve any offensive or socially unnaceptable word. A true definition is not needed, as it is self explanitory.
You: "My teacher is the biggest clownhole..."
Your Grandmother: "What? That's hidious! Watch your language!"
You: "What?! It's just.... a hole full of clowns!"
Clownhole by Hobbes Black May 31, 2005

Borque'd in the Kleinhole 

To insert one's Aldrigical organ forcefully and rapidly into the Kleinhole (which is located in the McCluskic region of the bagwellis) of someone against their will.
"Did you hear the news? Some pedophile raped a teenage girl!"
"So, in other words, she was Borque'd in the Kleinhole?"
"I couldn't have said it better myself."

Klondike Kornhole 

After an Alaskan Pipeline you take the condom and squeeze out the contents into your partners anus then proceed to have anal sex with them.
After Bill thoroughly enjoyed the Alaskan Pipeline he decided to take it out of his butt and squeeze the insides onto his partners cornhole then proceed to penetrate him to really enjoy the the changing of the seasons of Alaska by traveling through the Klondike Kornhole.
Klondike Kornhole by itsabat July 6, 2009

clownhole 

invented in part by the great show that is codemonkeys, it is a disturbing yet stupidly funny term used to represent a form of an idiot. usually associated with losers. Also really bad stripper in some forms.
1:
Dave: yes Marie, this is all your fault.
Marie: clownhole...
2:
GAWD DALE these strippers are just a bunch of clownholes!
clownhole by kepler necbrewski November 29, 2009
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